wartortles: if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it
That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
beelzebub-36: arthur-christmas-claus: And they weren’t even the same species. “But it’s not natural!” “There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.” “But now their child will be gay.” “He will never have a normal, real relationship.” “He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.” Respected king. Loved father. I rest my case. And...
temple-of-time: people who are already out of school
starksfell: my favourite kind of friendship is one where there’s a mutual understanding of the fact that we both have our own lives so we won’t be able to talk or hang out all the time but when we do talk or hang out it’s like picking up right where we left off
urbancatfitters: this website rlly informed me about rape culture and sexuality and just like made me more knowledgeable abt stuff in general however it’s also a very dark environment sometimes because it facilitates self loathing and romanticizes depression and other mental disorders so thanks but also fuck you
penguinhumor: “Did you finish your homework?”
winchesterprayers: today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father this is the most accurate thing i ever read
pityreblogs: when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
somegirlnamedkaitlyn: My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
yourtubes: *asks ouija board who unfollowed me*
lvysaur: sluttyoliveoil: lvysaur: lvysaur: when i say peeka you say boo peeka chu shut the fuck up
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
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youarenotdesi: fat-amy-for-president: fat-amy-for-president: I was at Hot Topic and saw this cool tshirt for some band or something called Bring Me the Horizon and idk what bring me the horizon is and don’t really care but the shirt is cute so i’ll wear it This was an experiment. See how people started getting mad at me for “buying” a Bring Me The Horizon shirt, when I said I really...
batsock: batsock: Does anyone else like… Play a fanfiction in their head and it’s really good and keeps you occupied but when you actually sit down to write it just WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THIS BACK
It’s like I only rewatch animes to make fun of them.
claydols: you want a bad boy? baby im fucking hardcore *brushes teeth* *drinks orange juice immediately after*
kidouyuuto: IM REALLY AMAZED AT KNOWING ENGLISH LIKE I CAN COMPREHEND AN ENTIRE LANGUAGE THAT IS SO FCKED UP
weedrichards: YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS